ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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Reblog if you’re the Kim Kardashian of your family.

(Source: explosino, via volcainist)

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bllonde:

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

(via volcainist)

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heavyblunted:

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

I have no panties

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unexpectedintelligence:

All I want right now is some rough sex and maybe pizza.

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