guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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unacandrid:

how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges

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bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

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racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

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