please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

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the most important thing right now is you

look after yourself

put yourself first

if you aren’t okay then nothing else will seem okay either

tell yourself you’re wonderful

treat yourself right

you are the most important thing right now everything else will fall into place

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ppl who send texts with this smiley face :-) are future rapists and or serial killers

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im not smokin pot im smokin hot

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“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

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My parents just told me that i watch too many movies and should read more so I turned on the subtitles.

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*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

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3 ways to win a ladies heart

1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap

#3 is important.

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